Trick or Treat Jokes

1. Trick or Treat (or knock-knock)
   Who's there?
   Ivan
   Ivan who?
   Ivan awful headache ever since godzilla stepped on me!
2. Trick or Treat
   Who's there?
   Bloody
   Bloody who?
   Bloody, can you spare a dime?
3. Trick or Treat
   Who's there?
   Hank
   Hank who?
   Hank you for your contribution to Dracula's blood bank!
4. Trick or Treat
   Who's there?
   Phil
   Phil who?
   Phil my face, is it getting furry?
5. Trick or Treat
   Who's there?
   Dev
   Dev who?
   Devil
6. Trick or Treat
   Who's there?
   Be
   Be who?
   Beware tonight is a full moon

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   QA Jokes:

   Sent in by Richard:
   Q: What does THE MUMMY do when he breaks his toe?
   A: He calls a toe truck; dummy!

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